THE FOB BIBLE

THE FOB BIBLE

©2009 Eric W Jepson * Danny Nelson * Arwen Taylor * Samantha Larsen Hastings * B.G. Christensen
Sarah E. Jenkins * Ryan McIlvains * William C. Bishop
Anthology: 264 pages

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The Old Testament re-imagined through poetry, verse, closet drama, e-mail, and short story. At once irreverent, whimsical, sexy, feminist, and poignant, this ain’t your mama’s Bible, and you sure didn’t learn this in Sunday school.

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A QUOTIDIAN BOOK OF SCRIPTURE CONTAINING,
BUT NOT LIMITED TO,
THE JUICIEST PORTIONS OF THE OLD TESTAMENT

—sans, for obvious reasons, Judges 19—

translated through means of memory and nightmare
out of the pre-translated tongues (being mainly English):
and with the former translations ignored,

or—in special cases—dictated but not read,

by His Fobbiness’s
special command, in perpetuity,

worlds with very definite (and sometimes good-looking) ends,
albeit of a feminist bent in places,
with far too many references to behemoths and leviathans,
and thus,
being indebted to the grace of your most gracious progenitrix,
published in the year of the FOB seven
(using the Jepsonian calendar for its ease of dates).

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